Friday, July 26, 2013

Why I Don't Take My Kids Shopping


Why I Don’t Take My Kids Shopping...............

There are extra items in the cart

There are opened packages of food
One might be hanging on a rack of clothes

A little boy becomes a part of the mannequin display
The pole used to remove clothing from the top rack becomes a pole vault

One of them might be hiding in a rack of clothes
The automatic faucet and paper towel dispensers become a game

The perfume counter is there just for them to spray
The credit card machine is a toy with buttons

Gummy bears and marshmallows are healthy snacks

Cookies are okay to open, eat in the cart and give to baby sister
And,  "Mom, can I have a toy" 

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